My Life as a Screenwriter

Nearly every morning, my husband tells me I should "go to Hollywood and be a screenwriter." Why? Because I've just relayed my latest dream, many of which are movie-like with a beginning, middle and end, a plot line and interesting characters. So I sometimes Tweet the best ones.

So, for those of you who don't Tweet...

For those of us who do, Twitter is a very interesting medium as one is allowed only 140 characters with which to say something meaningful (or not), so it's sort of haiku-like. Here's my favorite:

"I am newly married, a sister-wife, one of eighteen. We live in North Dakota and have Early American furniture. I can’ stop weeping."

Am I watching too much Big Love?